“Start Me Up” – The Rolling Stones

You’re running late. Coffee in hand, keys in the ignition. You turn the key...

It hesitates... coughs once… then finally roars (well, groans) to life.

And for some reason, that classic riff from The Rolling Stones' “Start Me Up” comes on — like your car is trying to hype itself up right along with you.

You tell yourself, “See? Still got it.” Never mind the flickering check engine light or that mystery rattle under the hood.

It started. You're moving. That's good enough... for now.

“Listen to the Music” – The Doobie Brothers

You had a little scare getting your car started, but now you’re in a good mood. The sun’s shining, the radio’s playing your favorite tunes, and the drive is smooth. Everything feels perfect — you’ve got the open road ahead, and a fresh cup of coffee by your side. You’re ready for whatever the day brings.

But those feelings will be short-lived. That playlist just got real. The smooth ride you were hoping for starts to show its cracks — the hesitation, the odd noises, the slight tug in the steering wheel. Your car isn’t quite what it used to be.

“I Can’t Drive 55” – Sammy Hagar

You try to merge onto the highway, but your car has other ideas. You press the gas pedal with optimism… and it responds with hesitation and mild disapproval.

Sammy Hagar’s “I Can’t Drive 55” plays through the speakers, and it’s suddenly ironic. You literally can’t drive 55. Your car tops out at 43 — downhill.

You used to pass people. Now, you're being passed by lawn equipment.

“Too Hot” – Kool & the Gang

Traffic’s building. The sun’s climbing. And your car’s A/C?

Long gone.

The vents are blowing something, but it’s not cold. Your windows are cracked open — not for breeze, but for survival. And as Kool & the Gang’s “Too Hot” slides in through the speakers, it’s not even funny anymore.

You’re sweating. The seat’s sticking. The driver’s side feels like a furnace and smells slightly like old fries.

The only cool thing in this car… is the track playing.

“Stuck in the Middle with You” – Stealers Wheel

You're not even moving — and somehow, you're still uncomfortable.

Elbows are overlapping. Someone’s knee is in your space. There’s a mystery bag on the floor, and you're pretty sure you just sat on your own water bottle.

As “Stuck in the Middle with You” plays on the radio, it suddenly hits differently. You are, quite literally, stuck in the middle — physically and emotionally.

The seat’s too small. The cabin’s too cramped. There’s not enough room for everyone and the snacks and what’s left of your patience.

And every bump in the road makes it feel like your seat is in a three-way wrestling match with your spine.

“Low Rider” – War

At first, you thought it was just your imagination. Then you notice: your car is sitting way lower than it used to.

Every driveway scrapes. Every bump rattles. Your coffee? More airborne than caffeinated.

“Low Rider” by War kicks in, and sure — the groove is cool. But you’re not cruising low on purpose. Your suspension’s shot. Your tires are tired. Your car isn’t lowered — it’s just lowered expectations.

“Breakdown” – The Alan Parsons Project

The engine stutters. The dashboard lights up like a slot machine. And then… silence.

You coast to the shoulder with your hazards on, pretending this is fine.

“Breakdown” by The Alan Parsons Project starts to play, and for once, your car’s timing is flawless.

You sit there, staring at the wheel, wondering how it came to this — but deep down, you knew it was coming.

You’ve ignored the signs: the noise, the heat, the weird smell, the vibes. Now you're not just in a breakdown — you're having one.

“Smoke on the Water” – Deep Purple

You pop the hood and take a step back. That’s not steam. That’s not fog. That’s smoke — and it’s coming from your engine like it’s auditioning for a barbecue pit.

“Smoke on the Water” starts playing and honestly? That’s generous. There’s no water. There’s just heat, panic, and a faint smell of melted plastic.

You grab whatever’s in the trunk that looks vaguely like a tool and stand there, looking concerned. It won’t help. But it’s something to do while you pretend this isn’t happening.

The good news? People definitely noticed. The bad news? They’re just passing by… slowly… staring.

“Running on Empty” – Jackson Browne

Seriously. But now the fuel light is back on — again — and you’re starting to think your car doesn’t burn gas, it drinks it.

At this point, it’s not just about being low on fuel — it’s about terrible gas mileage. You can almost see the gauge move when you hit the gas.

“Running on Empty” plays through the speakers as your eyes flick between the gas gauge and the nearest exit sign.

You're not just low on fuel. You're low on patience, trust, optimism… everything.

You used to plan road trips. Now you just plan for where the next gas station might be, and whether you can make it there without coasting the last mile.

Your wallet’s feeling it. Your schedule’s feeling it. And so is your soul.

“Drive” – The Cars

The irony is too real. “Drive” by The Cars starts to play — slow, haunting, a little too on the nose.

“Who's gonna drive you home tonight?” Not this car.

The check engine light is still blinking. The power steering has checked out. You’re not driving anymore — you’re negotiating.

You once felt safe behind this wheel. Now you wonder if you're going to make it home or just towed somewhere nearby.

This is the moment you realize: The problem isn’t just a bad day. The problem might be… the car.

“SOS” – ABBA

You’ve tried everything — coaxing, kicking, pleading, pretending it’s fine. But now you’re on the side of the road, hazards blinking like distress flares, and “SOS” by ABBA starts playing.

“Where are those happy days? They seem so hard to find…” You feel that.

The good times you had with this car? They’re a memory — and not even a recent one. You’ve moved from frustration to acceptance. You don’t just need a repair. You need rescue.

You’re not singing along anymore — you’re silently agreeing with every word.

“All I Need Is a Miracle” – Mike + The Mechanics

You’ve called roadside service. You’ve texted your friend. You’ve stared at the dash, hoping something magical will happen.

Then “All I Need Is a Miracle” comes on — and for a second, you think: Maybe it’ll start this time. Maybe it was just a hiccup. Maybe it just needs one more try…

But deep down, you know. You don’t need a miracle. You need a mechanic, a trade-in, a moment of clarity — maybe all three.

Still, you sit there, humming along, clinging to a little optimism before reality hits one last time.

“Hit the Road Jack” – Ray Charles

At this point, it’s not just a clever lyric — it’s a statement. You’re done.

“Hit the Road Jack” plays, and suddenly it’s not just about a relationship… It’s about you and your car. A partnership that’s outlived its purpose. A ride that’s had one too many problems.

You don’t even argue with it anymore. You’re ready to move on — with a new engine, a working radio, and maybe even a sun visor that stays up.

The only thing left to say is what Ray’s been singing all along: “And don’t you come back no more.”

Ready for a New Playlist?

“Hit the Road Jack” might be playing as you say goodbye to your old ride…

And sure, you might find yourself humming a little Mike + The Mechanics — maybe even “All I Need Is a Miracle.”

But let’s be honest — what you really need is to check out our great selection of used cars.

You'l find something reliable, smooth, and actually fun to drive — and before you know it, you’ll be singing:

“On the Road Again” – Willie Nelson

This time, it’s different.

You’re not limping along with warning lights and a half-functioning A/C. You’re in something reliable. Something smooth. You’re not worried about breakdowns, strange noises, or who’s going to drive you home.

Before you know it, you’ll be singing: “I can’t wait to get on the road again…”

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Why Convenience Features Matter More Than You Think

Ever tried opening your car’s trunk with a bag of groceries in one hand, your phone in the other, and a coffee tucked under your arm? It’s a juggling act no one asked for. That’s where the hands-free liftgate comes in—and once you’ve experienced it, you’ll wonder how you ever lived without it.

So What Is a Hands-Free Liftgate?

It’s exactly what it sounds like: a power-operated rear hatch that opens when you wave your foot under the bumper (as long as your key fob is nearby). No buttons. No fumbling. Just pop the trunk, load your gear, and go.

Where Can You Find It?

This feature isn’t limited to high-end vehicles. Hands-free liftgates are now available in a wide range of categories like:

• Midsize and large SUVs

• Crossovers

• Minivans

• Luxury vehicles

• Select hatchbacks

Many models offer it as part of convenience or tech packages, especially in mid to upper trims.

More Than Just the Liftgate: Doors That Work With You

Minivans take convenience even further with hands-free sliding side doors—just kick your foot under the side panel and the door opens for you. It’s a game-changer when you’ve got kids, bags, or both.

Combine that with Sliding or Stow ‘n Go seating, and you’ve got the ultimate family setup:

• Sliding seats give kids more room or allow easier access to the third row.

• Stow ‘n Go seats fold completely into the floor, turning your family hauler into a cargo king in seconds.

These features let you adapt the vehicle’s interior to whatever life throws your way—whether it’s sports gear, a Costco run, or an impromptu road trip.

Small Features, Big Upgrade

These kinds of thoughtful features aren’t just about bells and whistles. They’re about making your daily routine easier. Whether you’re running errands, loading up for a trip, or just trying to get the kids in the car without a meltdown, having a vehicle that works with you makes a huge difference.

Need a Vehicle That Fits Your Life?

Our used cars inventory changes regularly, with options across SUVs, vans, and crossovers that offer smart features like hands-free liftgates, sliding doors, and flexible seating. If we don’t currently have the perfect fit, we’ll help you find it—fast.

Contact us today and let us help you drive away in something that makes life a little easier.

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Never Say Never: The Cars That Refuse To Be Forgotten

Every car enthusiast has that one vehicle they wish was still on the market. Whether it’s a high-performance muscle car, a quirky compact, or an off-road beast, many beloved cars have been discontinued over the years. Some have worthy replacements that carry on their legacy, others disappeared with no real successor, and a few are finally making a comeback.

The Good: Cars With a Comparable Modern Alternative

Not all discontinued cars leave a void in the market. Some have been succeeded by models that continue their spirit, performance, and purpose. Here are cars that may be gone, but not forgotten—because you can still get something similar today.

1. Chevy SS (2014-2017) ? Alternative: Dodge Charger Scat Pack or Cadillac CT5-V

Why it was loved: A sleeper sedan with a Corvette-derived V8 and RWD. Why it was discontinued: Low sales and GM shutting down the Holden division. Best modern alternative: The Dodge Charger Scat Pack is the last American V8 sedan, while the Cadillac CT5-V offers similar power and handling.

2. Ford Focus RS (2016-2018) ? Alternative: Toyota GR Corolla or VW Golf R

Why it was loved: AWD, turbocharged hot hatch with an aggressive personality. Why it was discontinued: Ford stopped Focus production in North America. Best modern alternative: The Toyota GR Corolla keeps AWD and turbo fun alive, while the VW Golf R remains a top-tier hot hatch.

3. BMW M3 Coupe (E92, 2013) ? Alternative: BMW M4 or Lexus RC F

Why it was loved: The last naturally aspirated V8 M3, known for its high-revving engine. Why it was discontinued: BMW switched to turbocharged inline-six engines. Best modern alternative: The BMW M4 continues as the M3’s coupe successor, while the Lexus RC F keeps the naturally aspirated V8 alive.

4. Chevy Avalanche (2013) ? Alternative: GMC Sierra Denali CarbonPro or Honda Ridgeline

Why it was loved: Versatile truck/SUV hybrid with the "midgate" for extra cargo space. Why it was discontinued: Declining sales and market shifts. Best modern alternative: The GMC Sierra Denali CarbonPro keeps the premium truck experience alive, while the Honda Ridgeline carries on the unibody truck concept.

5. Volkswagen Beetle (2019) ? Alternative: MINI Cooper or VW ID.Buzz

Why it was loved: A retro-styled classic that mixed nostalgia with modern tech. Why it was discontinued: Declining sales and VW's shift to electric vehicles. Best modern alternative: The MINI Cooper maintains quirky small-car fun, and the VW ID.Buzz brings back retro VW charm in electric form.

The Bad: Cars With No True Replacement

These discontinued cars left behind a void in the market that no current model fully fills.

1. Mazda RX-7 / RX-8

Why it was loved: Rotary-powered sports cars with a unique driving experience. Why it was discontinued: Struggles with emissions and fuel efficiency. No true replacement: Mazda has no modern rotary sports car.

2. Honda S2000

Why it was loved: High-revving engine, lightweight chassis, and perfect balance. Why it was discontinued: Market shifts away from small roadsters. No true replacement: No similar Honda sports car exists today.

3. Toyota MR2

Why it was loved: Affordable mid-engine sports car. Why it was discontinued: Market decline for affordable mid-engine cars. No true replacement: Toyota has hinted at a comeback but hasn’t delivered.

4. Nissan 240SX

Why it was loved: Budget-friendly RWD sports coupe loved by tuners. Why it was discontinued: Shift in consumer preference toward crossovers. No true replacement: Nissan doesn’t offer a similar car today.

What’s Coming Back: Confirmed or Rumored Returns

Some discontinued cars are finally getting a second chance or at least strong comeback rumors.

1. Toyota Land Cruiser (Confirmed Return in 2024!)

Why it was loved: Ultimate off-road capability with Toyota reliability. Why it was discontinued: High price and SUV market changes. Confirmed comeback: A redesigned Land Cruiser returns in 2024.

2. Dodge Hornet (Spiritual Revival of the Neon & Caliber SRT-4)

Why it was loved: Dodge Neon SRT-4 was a fun, turbocharged compact. Why it was discontinued: Dodge abandoned small cars. Confirmed comeback: The Dodge Hornet is a turbocharged AWD crossover carrying the performance torch.

3. Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution (Rumored Comeback)

Why it was loved: AWD turbo rally performance car. Why it was discontinued: Mitsubishi shifted focus to SUVs and EVs. Rumors: Reports suggest a hybrid or electric Evo may be in development.

4. Ford Thunderbird (Possible EV Revival?)

Why it was loved: Classic American grand touring coupe. Why it was discontinued: Lack of demand in its last iteration. Rumors: Ford has hinted at reviving the Thunderbird name for a luxury electric coupe.

The auto industry is constantly evolving, and while some cars disappear forever, others find new life in modern forms. Whether you’re nostalgic for the raw power of the Dodge Viper, the quirky charm of the VW Beetle, or the off-road prowess of the Land Cruiser, one thing is certain—great cars never truly die in the hearts of enthusiasts.

Which of these discontinued cars do you miss the most? And which one are you most excited about seeing return? If you’re looking for a modern alternative or your next favorite ride, explore our full inventory and see what’s waiting for you.

Think Your Commute is Challenging? Let’s Make It Better.

Commuting is a daily reality for millions of Americans, and it comes in all shapes and sizes. Maybe you’re clocking long hours on the highway, or perhaps you’re navigating just a few miles of stop-and-go city traffic. Whatever your commute looks like, one thing is certain: it can feel like a grind. But what if the right car could make your commute something you actually look forward to?

Let’s explore how commutes vary across the U.S. and how modern vehicles (and our dealership!) can help you make the most of the journey.

Commutes Across the U.S.: Long Miles, Short Jams

Did you know the average one-way commute in the U.S. is about 27 minutes? That might not sound too bad, but for some, it’s much longer—and for others, it’s not the distance but the traffic that’s the real issue.

• Long Commutes: If you’re in cities like New York or Los Angeles, you’ve likely spent over an hour each way navigating traffic.

• Short but Congested: Places like Boston and San Francisco prove that even a short commute can feel like forever when you’re stuck in gridlock.

• Quick and Easy: Then there are states like Wyoming and South Dakota, where the average commute is under 20 minutes—lucky them!

No matter what your commute looks like, one thing is clear: the right vehicle can make all the difference.

Turn Your Commute Into “Me Time”

Commuting might not be your favorite part of the day, but it doesn’t have to be wasted time. Modern vehicles are packed with features that can make your drive more enjoyable, productive, and relaxing.

Here’s how:

• Entertainment on Demand: Infotainment systems make it easy to enjoy your favorite podcasts, audiobooks, or music playlists during long drives.

• Stay Comfortable: Heated seats, customizable climate controls, and even massaging seats can help you feel relaxed, even when you’re stuck in traffic.

• Stress Less in Traffic: Adaptive cruise control, lane-keeping assist, and automatic braking take some of the pressure off during busy highway drives.

• Stay Connected Safely: With hands-free calling and smartphone integration, you can stay productive without taking your eyes off the road.

Whether your commute is long or short, these features help turn it into a little slice of “me time.”

Find Your Perfect Commute Companion

We understand that your car isn’t just a way to get from point A to point B—it’s a space where you spend a big chunk of your day. That’s why we’re committed to helping you find a vehicle that fits your commute and your lifestyle.

Whether you need:

• A fuel-efficient model for long-distance highway drives, or

• A tech-savvy ride for managing urban traffic with ease,

we’ve got options for every kind of commuter.

Browse our inventory today and see how we can help you upgrade your daily drive.

Wherever You’re Going, We’ve Got You Covered

Commuting might always have its challenges, but with the right vehicle, those challenges become opportunities. Whether you’re traveling miles of open highway or just navigating a few busy city blocks, the right car can make the difference between a frustrating trip and a great one.

Let us help you turn your commute into something better. Visit us in person or explore our inventory online to find your perfect ride today.

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Why a New Car Made the Holidays Special

The holidays are a time for family, friends, and cherished traditions. For many, this includes traveling to visit loved ones near and far. This year, I decided to make the journey extra special by purchasing a new car. It was the perfect excuse to upgrade and embark on some exciting holiday adventures.

• **Comfort and Convenience:** My new car is equipped with all the latest features, making the long drives incredibly comfortable. Features like heated seats, a premium sound system, and advanced safety technology ensured a relaxed and enjoyable journey.

• **Reliability and Peace of Mind:** Knowing that my car was brand new and had undergone rigorous safety checks gave me immense peace of mind. I could travel with confidence, knowing that I was driving a reliable and safe vehicle.

• **Creating New Memories:** Traveling in a new car added a touch of excitement to the holiday season. It felt like a fresh start and a symbol of the new memories we were about to create with loved ones.

Tips for a Smooth Holiday Road Trip

• **Plan Ahead:** Map out your route, book accommodations in advance, and make a list of essentials to pack.

• **Pack Smart:** Pack light and efficiently to maximize space and minimize stress.

• **Take Breaks:** Schedule regular stops to stretch your legs, grab a bite to eat, and enjoy the scenery.

• **Stay Entertained:** Download podcasts, audiobooks, or music to keep everyone entertained during the drive.

• **Embrace the Journey:** Don't just focus on reaching your destination. Enjoy the journey and the time spent together on the road.

Traveling for the holidays in a new car was an unforgettable experience. It added a touch of luxury and excitement to the season and made the journey as memorable as the destination. If you're planning a holiday road trip, I highly recommend considering a new car. You won't regret it!

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Car Names That Make You Do a Double Take

Have you ever met someone whose name just didn’t fit them? Cars are no different. Some models have names that leave you scratching your head—or laughing out loud. From quirky choices like the AMC Gremlin to overly descriptive ones like the Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump, these cars prove that branding can be a bumpy ride. Let’s explore some of the most mismatched names in automotive history.

1. Quirky or Silly Names

Some car names sound like they were meant for something other than a car—maybe a pet, a drink, or even a household chore. These names are as puzzling as they are funny.

• AMC Gremlin: A compact car from the 1970s with a name that practically begged for jokes. It’s hard not to picture little gremlins tinkering under the hood, especially after the Gremlins movie came out in 1984, cementing the connection between the car and chaotic mischief. Coincidence? Maybe, but the name certainly didn’t help its reputation for reliability.

• Plymouth Duster: A sporty coupe with a name that sounds more suited for cleaning shelves than burning rubber. It’s hard to imagine someone saying, “I’ll take the Duster!” without thinking about a household chore.

• Suzuki Cappuccino: Cute, compact, and zippy—just like a shot of espresso. But imagine pulling up to your friends and saying, “I just bought a Cappuccino!” They’d think you went to a café instead of a dealership.

• Subaru Brat: Rugged and capable, but calling a car “Brat” seems like a strange branding choice. Did it really want to be seen as annoying or spoiled?

• Daihatsu Charade: A name that unintentionally suggests it’s faking being a real car. Not exactly confidence-inspiring!

2. Overly Descriptive or Too Corporate

These names sound like they came straight out of a spec sheet—or a boardroom. They’re so literal or formal that it’s hard to imagine anyone saying them with a straight face.

• Nissan Friend-ME: This concept car feels like a social media plea in car form. “Friend-ME” might’ve aimed to connect with millennials, but it just ended up sounding awkward.

• Chrysler TC by Maserati: The name makes sure you know it’s fancy, but in trying so hard to impress, it feels more like a corporate memo than a car.

• Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump: This truck’s name is so literal, it’s comical. Imagine saying, “I drive a Light Dump.” Yeah, no.

• Mazda Titan Dump: Another truck name that sounds more like construction equipment than a vehicle for the road.

• Nissan Big Thumb: was a heavy-duty truck introduced in the early 1990s. It was designed for commercial use, particularly for long-haul and freight applications. 

3. Names That Tried Too Hard

Sometimes, car names aim for big ideas but fall short—or worse, give off completely the wrong impression.

• Chevrolet Citation: This name might’ve been aiming for authority, but all it did was remind people of speeding tickets. Not a great association for a car.

• Ford Probe: A sporty coupe with a name that sounded more clinical than exciting. Let’s just say it didn’t inspire visions of the open road.

• Hyundai Scoupe: A mash-up of “sporty” and “coupe” that ended up as clunky as the car’s design.

• AMC Pacer: Practical, yes, but the name lacked excitement. It sounds more like a piece of exercise equipment than a car.

• Triumph Mayflower: Historical, but not exactly thrilling. It’s hard to imagine the Mayflower inspiring speed or adventure on the road.

4. Cultural or Linguistic Missteps

Sometimes, a name works in one language but misses the mark—or gets completely lost—in another.

• Chevrolet Nova: The classic example of a name that didn’t translate well in Spanish-speaking markets, where “no va” means “it doesn’t go.”

• Mitsubishi Minica Lettuce: Yes, lettuce. Naming a car after salad ingredients isn’t exactly inspiring.

• Toyota Deliboy: A practical delivery van, but the name sounds more like a sandwich mascot than a vehicle.

• Nissan Cedric: Great for an uncle, not so much for a car. It’s hard to imagine anyone saying, “Check out my new Cedric!”

• Subaru FF-1 Star: Too technical and forgettable, this name didn’t do much to spark excitement.

• Yugo Florida: A random geographic name that didn’t add much appeal to a car that needed all the help it could get.

What’s in a Name?

To borrow a line from Shakespeare: “A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.” But would a car by any other name sell as well? Probably not. After all, it’s hard to picture anyone rushing to buy a “Friend-ME” or proudly telling their friends, “I drive a Big Thumb.”

From the mischievous Gremlin to the frothy Cappuccino, these names prove that branding matters—sometimes more than the car itself. While they might not have lived up to their names, they’ve left a legacy of laughs and head-scratching moments.

Thankfully, car names have come a long way, often reflecting the personality and purpose of the vehicle. Whether you’re looking for something adventurous, practical, or bold, today’s options are designed to fit your lifestyle seamlessly. Explore our full inventory to find one that’s perfect for you—name and all.

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The Science, The Tricks, & The Laughs Behind The Numbers

Minimum car mileage standards are something we've all seen plastered on window stickers at dealerships—those numbers that claim how many miles per gallon (mpg) your next car will supposedly get. But behind these seemingly simple numbers is a history filled with oil crises, scientific ingenuity, creative testing hacks, and a few funny mishaps along the way. 

Why Minimum Mileage Standards Exist

The concept of minimum car mileage was first established back in the 1970s, during the 1973 oil crisis. For further reading on the oil crisis and its impact on fuel economy standards, you can refer to sources like the U.S. Department of Energy's history of the oil crisis or the Environmental Protection Agency's CAFE standards overview (https://www.epa.gov/fueleconomy). Faced with skyrocketing oil prices and dwindling supplies, leaders in the United States realized they needed to take action to reduce fuel consumption. This led to the creation of the Corporate Average Fuel Economy (CAFE) standards in 1975.  (https://www.nhtsa.gov/laws-regulations/corporate-average-fuel-economy). The goal? To ensure that cars rolling off the production line were more efficient, saving both money for consumers and fuel for the nation.

These standards have evolved over time, and today, every car manufacturer must meet certain minimum mpg standards averaged across their entire fleet. This regulatory push set the stage for increasingly creative and, sometimes, downright funny approaches to mileage testing.

Mileage Testing: From Lab Tests to the Highway

When calculating car mileage, manufacturers put their vehicles through a series of tests that aim to represent real-world conditions. The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) outlines the procedures and protocols for these tests, which are available at (https://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/how_tested.shtml). The main methods include the use of dynamometers (essentially treadmills for cars) and specific driving cycles like the Urban Dynamometer Driving Schedule (UDDS) for city driving and the Highway Fuel Economy Test (HWFET) for open roads.

But here’s where it gets interesting: these lab numbers don’t always match up with what drivers see on the road. In fact, lab results are often adjusted downwards by 10-20% to account for variables like traffic, road conditions, or even unpredictable events—like the occasional laboratory hamster making its home under the hood (yes, that supposedly really happened!).

Quirky Mileage Testing Anecdotes

1. The Tape Trick

Back in the day, some manufacturers used tape to cover body seams during testing to reduce drag and boost aerodynamics. While this worked well for the test results, it wasn’t exactly practical for a car that needed to withstand normal driving—unless, of course, you wanted to drive around with duct tape all over your car. Unsurprisingly, this little trick was soon banned.

2. "Feather Foot" Drivers

Mileage testers have long employed so-called "feather foot" drivers—test drivers known for barely touching the gas pedal in an attempt to get the absolute best fuel efficiency numbers. These drivers are known for accelerating so slowly that, if they were on a real road, they'd probably get honked at… a lot. This approach, while effective in testing, is laughably unrealistic for everyday drivers who have places to be and aren’t competing in a "slowest acceleration contest."

3. Weight Loss Tricks

In a bid to get the highest mileage numbers, some manufacturers would strip test cars of everything non-essential. Spare tire? Gone. Stereo system? Nope. Air conditioning compressor belt? Definitely removed—just to ensure the AC didn’t accidentally kick on. These weight-reduced vehicles were basically hollowed-out shells, leaving testers to joke, "Sure, this car gets 40 mpg… if you’re okay with zero comforts."

4. Rolling Downhill for Science

It’s said that early mileage tests could’ve just as easily been called "rolling downhill competitions". Some test drivers would joke that, with the right downhill slope, you could claim amazing mileage numbers. The absurdity of using "perfect hill" conditions became an ongoing joke in the testing community, and although today’s tests are much stricter, the idea of finding those mileage-boosting hacks hasn’t quite gone away.

6. The "Average Driver" Myth

Mileage tests are designed to represent an "average driver". But here’s the thing: that driver—the one who never accelerates too hard, never brakes too suddenly, and never drives too fast—is a mythical being. Testers joke that if this person existed in real life, they’d probably be the least fun driver on any road trip, and yet, their mild-mannered ways are what determine the mileage figures printed on new cars.

7. Pizza Run Gone Wrong

There’s a classic story of a tester wanting to prove a car’s real-world mileage by timing a pizza delivery run. The plan backfired. The pizza was late, the mileage was terrible, and the driver realized that real-world driving—with its stops, starts, and sudden lane changes—is nothing like the perfectly controlled environment of a lab. It was a reminder that the lab is neat and tidy, but the real world is chaos.

How Mileage Gets Reported Today

When you see those mileage numbers on a car, they’re based on a mix of city (55%) and highway (45%) driving. The EPA sets strict guidelines that all manufacturers must follow, so every vehicle is tested under the same conditions. Of course, actual driving—like dealing with traffic, weather, and personal driving habits—can make a difference,

 Updates to EPA Testing (2008 and Beyond)

In 2008, the EPA realized that their old testing methods didn’t always reflect modern driving. To fix that, they updated the rules that every automaker has to follow, making the tests more realistic. Now, they take into account a lot more real-world factors, such as:

• Higher Speeds and Aggressive Driving: The tests now simulate faster speeds and quicker acceleration, reflecting how most of us actually drive on highways and in traffic.

• Cold Weather: Cold temperatures can impact fuel efficiency, especially in gas-powered cars. The updated tests consider this, giving you more accurate numbers for winter driving.

• Air Conditioning Usage: Running the A/C can increase fuel consumption, and now that’s included in the EPA’s tests, so the numbers reflect what happens on a hot summer day.

• Shorter Trips and Idle Time: Stop-and-go traffic and quick errands are part of the new testing protocol, which better reflects typical city driving.

 Thanks to these updates—and the fact that all manufacturers have to use the same guidelines—the fuel economy ratings on new cars are more accurate than ever. While real-world results might vary a bit depending on how and where you drive, these numbers give you a much better idea of what to expect

Do You Have A Gas Guzzler? Let Us Help!

Is your current car guzzling gas, constantly needing repairs, and leaving you frustrated with outdated features? Then, it's time to consider a smarter option. You need a fuel-efficient, reliable vehicle that fits your budget and meets today’s driving standards—but finding the right one can feel overwhelming. 

Stop Wasting Money on an Inefficient Car

Watching your hard-earned money disappear with every fill-up or repair is frustrating. The rising cost of fuel combined with an old car’s inefficiency is like throwing money away. Plus, outdated features mean you’re missing out on modern safety, comfort, and fuel-saving technology. You deserve more—a vehicle that saves you money, operates efficiently, and doesn’t leave you stranded.

We’re Here to Help You Make a Smart Switch

We understand that saving money is important. That’s why we offer a wide range of fuel-efficient, low-maintenance vehicles designed to reduce your costs and improve your driving experience. Our team is here to guide you in finding a car that’s reliable, comfortable, and packed with the latest technology. Let us help you trade in that gas-guzzler for a more economical ride that puts money back in your pocket. Visit us today to discover how you can start driving smarter!

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Trading in your vehicle is a fantastic way to bring down the cost of your next car purchase. To help you get the best deal possible, let me share what car dealers typically look for when evaluating a trade-in. Understanding these key aspects will help ensure you get the best value for your trade-in.

1. Vehicle Condition

Exterior: We take a close look at the exterior for any dents, scratches, rust, and the overall paint condition. Keeping your car's exterior in great shape can really boost its resale value.

Interior: The condition of the seats, dashboard, carpeting, and electronics matters a lot. A clean, well-kept interior shows that the car has been well taken care of.

Mechanical: We check for any signs of wear or damage here that can significantly affect the trade-in value.

2. Mileage

Mileage plays a big role in determining your car's value. Lower mileage usually means less wear and tear, which can lead to a higher trade-in value. However, even if your car has high mileage, it can still be attractive if itâ??s been well-maintained.

3. Vehicle History

A detailed vehicle history report is crucial. We look for:

• Accident history: Cars with a clean accident history are more valuable.

• Service records: Do you have regular maintenance and service history show that the car has been well cared for.

• Title Status: A clean title is preferred, whereas a salvage or rebuilt title can significantly lower the value

4. Market Demand

The current market demand for your car's make and model is also important. Popular models with high demand can fetch a better trade-in value. On the other hand, less popular or outdated models might not get as high an offer.

5. Modifications and Customizations

Some modifications can enhance your car's appeal, while others might detract from its value. Performance upgrades can be a selling point for enthusiasts, but unconventional customizations might limit the pool of potential buyers.

6. Current Market Conditions

Market conditions, such as economic factors and fuel prices, can influence your car's trade-in value. For instance, during times of high fuel prices, fuel-efficient cars tend to be more desirable and thus more valuable.

7. Documentation and Paperwork

Having all the necessary documentation, including the title, registration, and any loan payoff information, helps speed up the trade-in process. Well-documented cars are often seen as more reliable.

Tips to Maximize Your Trade-In Value

• Clean your car thoroughly: A clean car makes a great first impression.

• Fix minor issues: Small repairs can significantly boost your car's value.

• Gather all maintenance records: Showing a history of regular maintenance builds confidence in your car's condition.

• Research your car's value: Use online tools to get an estimate of your car's trade-in value to help you negotiate better.

Trading in your vehicle should be a straightforward and rewarding experience for both of us. By knowing what we focus on, you can prepare your car more effectively and boost its trade-in value. A well-maintained vehicle with a clear history and reasonable mileage is more likely to receive an excellent trade-in offer.

Sell Your Car Fast & Easy! Get Top Dollar Today!

Bring your car to our dealership and get a hassle-free offer. Get cash on the spot or put it towards a Cars, Trucks or SUV.

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Did You Know?

Calling all car enthusiasts and trivia buffs! Whether you're a seasoned driver or just starting your journey on the road, get ready to test your knowledge with a collection of car trivia and quizzes.

From historical firsts to surprising facts and handy tips, this article is designed to entertain, educate, and spark your curiosity about the fascinating world of automobiles. So, gear up, put your thinking cap on, and get ready to impress your friends and family with your car know-how!

1. What was the first car to travel over 100 miles per hour?

The "La Jamais Contente," translating to "The Never Satisfied," was a pioneering electric car built by Belgian racer Camille Jenatzy. In 1899, it achieved a record-breaking speed of 65.79 mph (105.87 kph) on a beach course near Achères, France, becoming the first vehicle of any kind to surpass the 100 km/h (62 mph) barrier. This feat significantly impacted the early development of electric vehicles and challenged the dominance of gasoline-powered cars at the time.

2. Which car company has the slogan "The Ultimate Driving Machine"?

The slogan "The Ultimate Driving Machine" has been associated with the German automaker BMW since the late 1960s. It reflects the company's focus on delivering a dynamic and engaging driving experience through innovative engineering, handling, and performance. This slogan has become deeply ingrained in BMW's brand identity and continues to be used in their marketing and advertising efforts today.

3. What is the best-selling car of all time?

The Toyota Corolla has held the title of the best-selling car of all time since 2016, surpassing the Volkswagen Beetle's previous record. As of 2023, the Corolla has sold over 50 million units worldwide, with its popularity attributed to its reliability, fuel efficiency, affordability, and practicality. The Corolla's diverse range of body styles and feature options have also contributed to its widespread appeal across various markets and demographics.

4. What does the "H" in horsepower stand for?

The "H" in horsepower doesn't actually stand for anything. It's a unit of power named after James Watt, a Scottish inventor who played a crucial role in developing the steam engine. He calculated the power needed to raise a certain weight a specific distance in a given amount of time, comparing it to the equivalent work a single horse could perform. Although the steam engine and horses are no longer directly comparable, the term "horsepower" has remained as a unit of power used to measure engine output in various vehicles and machinery.

5. What is the name of the fear of driving?

Aichmophobia is the term used to describe the fear of driving. People with this phobia may experience intense anxiety, panic attacks, or even physical symptoms like sweating, nausea, and dizziness when behind the wheel or even in a passenger seat. This phobia can significantly impact daily life and work, and seeking professional help is often recommended to manage its symptoms and regain control.

6. What year was the first electric car invented?

The invention of the first electric car is credited to Thomas Parker, an English inventor, in 1884. His electric vehicle was a simple three-wheeled design powered by batteries and an electric motor. While early electric cars faced limitations in range and speed compared to gasoline-powered vehicles, they paved the way for further technological advancements and renewed interest in electric mobility in recent years.

7. What country is known for producing Ferraris?

Italy is the home of Ferrari, the world-renowned luxury car manufacturer known for its high-performance vehicles, sleek designs, and racing heritage. Established in 1929 by Enzo Ferrari, the company has become synonymous with Italian craftsmanship, innovation, and exclusivity, with its cars often associated with wealth, status, and passion for driving.

8. What is the most common car color worldwide?

White has consistently been the most popular car color globally over the past few decades. This preference can be attributed to various factors, including:

• Heat reflection: White reflects sunlight more effectively than darker colors, which can help keep the car's interior cooler in hot climates.

• Visibility: White cars are generally more visible on the road, potentially improving safety.

• Resale value: In some regions, white cars are perceived to have a higher resale value compared to other colors.

• Aesthetics: White can be associated with cleanliness, simplicity, and a timeless look.

However, color preferences can vary depending on geographic location, cultural influences, and individual tastes.

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Essential Tire Care Tips for Rainy Weather

Spring has arrived, and while we welcome the beautiful blooms and warmer weather, April showers are a reality.. Here are some essential rain-safe driving tips to keep you in control during downpours, with a special focus on tire care:

Tire Check:

Tread Depth: Ensure your tires have at least 3/16 inches of tread depth (check your owner's manual for specific recommendations for your vehicle). The deeper the grooves, the better the water can be channeled away, providing better grip on wet roads.
Don't rely solely on the "penny test". While it can be a quick indicator, tire wear isn't always uniform across the tread.
Visually inspect your tires for any cracks, bulges, or uneven wear. These signs indicate potential tire damage and warrant immediate replacement.

Tire Maintenance:

Proper Inflation: 

Maintain the recommended tire pressure as specified in your owner's manual or on the sticker inside the driver's door jamb. Underinflated tires not only decrease fuel efficiency but also reduce traction, especially in wet conditions. Check your tire pressure at least once a month and before long trips.
Tire Rotation: Regularly rotate your tires according to the manufacturer's recommendations (typically every 5,000 to 6,000 miles). This ensures even wear and extends the life of your tires.

Additional Tips:

Consider All-Season Tires: If you live in an area that experiences all four seasons, consider investing in all-season tires that offer a good balance of performance in various weather conditions, including rain and light snow.
Ask our service advisors! Our team of experts at [Dealership Name] is happy to answer any questions you have about tire care and recommend the right tires for your specific vehicle and driving needs.

Remember, even with the best precautions, accidents can happen. We encourage you to be extra cautious during rainy weather and prioritize your safety above all else. Stay safe this spring season!

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